Samazon the Hanna-Barbarian

Frozen in an avalanche 50,000 years ago and thawed by the melting ice caps, Samazon the Hanna-Barbarian knuckle-dragged her way south to Portland to re-establish her Clan of the Cave Babes and enslave the local male population. She’s the Jurassic Fantastic, the Pre-Historic Powerhouse, the Antediluvian Anihilator, the Stone Age Strong Woman. This de-evolved dominator will Neanderbrawl her way to the top!

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