Fannie the Flight Attendant

Straight outta Gatwick, Fannie packs her carry-on over the regulation limit full of whoop ass. She is no stranger to taming unruly passengers and gives new meaning to the the Mile High Club. Should she take your breath away, oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling. Look out below and please place your tray tables in the upright locked position. Here comes Fannie!

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