ErNASTYne Tomlin has been a switchboard operator at Ma Bell for twenty-five years! For you kids out there that’s like working for Verizon and AT&T’s GRANDMOTHER. She began wrasslin’ when customers started giving her a hard time about paying their bills. When they would claim they “could never owe that much” and say “I’m not paying that!” she would go to their house and wrassle them for it. Once you see her, you will know how THAT story ended. If you bet $10 on ErNASTYne, she will let you play her switchboard and dial her phone after the show!!! The phone is about to ring off the hook, ‘cause it’s ER-NASTY-NE!!

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